Need a laugh?

[psywarrior]

ROFLMAO....

I love CAD comics...

[Krathognis]

http://youtu.be/xV7Ha3VDbzE

[cueball]

Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth deserve to get me shot.  Or a medal.

So I'm at work and this lady is filling out a form in the lobby.  She's very attractive but in her mid 30's.  She's really concentrating hard, her brow is furrowed and she's doing this strange thing with her tongue.  It's sticking from the corner of her mouth and kind of curling back on itself and she's moving it back and forth.  I watch this for about thirty seconds before my mouth decides to run by itself.

"Wow, thats quite a talented tongue."

So while my mouth is enjoying a bit of freedom my brain is freaking out.  My co-workers all stare at me in shock and the woman's face turned bright red.  My boss comes out of his office and gives me a look that lets me know I'm in DEEP shit.

Then the woman starts laughing.  She comes to my window to pay some bills and when she leaves, her phone number stays behind.

WHAT.  THE.  FUCK!?!?

[Krathognis]

AWESOME!  Duse im so suprised you still have,a job.  But fo for it

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[Crazywolf53]

LMAO
A little word of advice...
Cougars of all kinds tend to bite.

[psywarrior]

Yeah, but sometimes the bitings worth it...

[Crazywolf53]

True...
Unless they have Rabies...
Or Syphilis LMAO!